Thursday, January 29, 2015

19 Ways Being a Working Actor is Like Being in a Bad Relationship




1)   You literally spend days waiting for a call, and you always pick up IMMEDIATELY!
 

2)   You are constantly judged primarily on your looks – and you’re somehow okay with that…

3)   You’re willing and eager to let them make you over any way they like.
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4)   You’re happy to become someone totally different for them for as long as they keep calling you back.
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5)   You build your entire schedule around them.
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6)   You know when they stop calling that they’ve got someone else, but you’re happy to go back as soon as they call you again.

7)   They forget or never learn you’re name – but you don't mind…
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8)   They expect you to come out at ridiculous hours of the day or night and you always go to them – no questions asked.
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9)   They can be very secretive and give you a ‘Fake Name’ (aka – a Working title) and you respect their privacy.
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10)  You’ll subject yourself to extreme temperatures, rain, snow, heat exhaustion, sleep deprivation and sometimes starvation just to spend the day ‘together.'
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11)  They say, “Jump,” and you LITERALLY ask, “How high?”
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12)  You’re probably giving a lot more than you’re getting out of it.

13)  You spend most of your money trying to make them happy… (clothes, beauty products, workshops)
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14)  When you’re sick or out of town, they completely forget you exist.
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15)  You could end up bruised or scarred - physically and/or emotionally…
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16)  You’re always questioning your self-worth…

17)  When you’re with them, they control everything you do – what you wear, where you go, when you eat…
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18)  Your friends and family all think you’re CRAZY to keep going back…


19)  But at the end of the day you don’t care what anyone else thinks – because this is LOVE!!!
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